I have reached a new low in coming up with ways to hurt myself accidentally. If you thought the pie server incident was Jeteriffic, oh just you wait to read through this post.
First was Saturday night while I was asleep. I had this really really vivid dream where I bit my lip. When I woke up, I still remembered this dream. I have weird vivid dreams frequently, so this wasn't all that strange. What was strange was that I could feel my lip where I'd bitten it. Silly dream. Um, except the biting part? Yeah, that actually happened. Add in some blood thinners and my lip looks awesome.
Next was this morning. Somehow I slipped on our deck on a tiny patch of ice. My knees took the brunt of impact (though the coffee I was carrying to work was safe!) Um, yeah, skinned knees don't look hot on a kid learning to ride a bike and don't look hot on me either. Especially since remember that whole coumadin thing? Based on this morning's events, I've decided to skip my run. I'm just trying to build up natural padding to cushion my next fall.
It is a good thing you all know me well enough not to be surprised by these stories. The mister may be calling some of you to vouch that he is not the source of my flesh wounds! (And domestic violence is absolutely not funny. Just want to make sure you all know that I know that. But me being an idiot? Yeah, that is pretty darned funny, so laugh away!)
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