Saturday, July 02, 2011

Pot meet kettle

Everyone has some sort of language pet peeve.  I'm talking about those phrases that sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.  My personal pet peeve is the misuse of the apostrophe.  This is very interesting, because I have no such problem with my constant misuse of the apostrophe's little sibling, the comma.

The misuse I'm talking about is the tendency to form a plural by adding by adding an apostrophe followed by an "s".  This makes me want to scream.  Why this particular error annoys me so much, I don't know.  Even a casual reader of this blog knows that my grammar is far from perfect. 

Anyways, this week I sent a friend in town a basic email to RSVP for a brunch she is hosting.  While reading her reply to some questions I had asked, I noticed that I had committed a very grave sin.  Yes, I had formed the plural of "Friday" as "Friday's".  There was no alternate meaning.  There was no way that I was using a possessive form of Friday.

Somewhere, Strunk and White* are rolling over in their graves while a panda weeps**.

*The Elements of Style is my favorite style guide.  Too bad I clearly have failed to learn all its lessons.
**A reference to Eats, Shoots & Leaves.  It is hilarious.  Imagine Strunk and White with a sense of humour. (Who doesn't love British spelling?)

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